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I'm beginning to think he likes it you guys...
#lando norris#he just cracks me up#like he is actually NEVER beating the allegations#my silliest guy#also i'm sorry that you guys aren't on his level as a danny ric stan like he's literally not new to this he's true to this wake up#nadia's things#oh file under#critical lando theory
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Too🤨 many?? Too🤨🤨🤨 many dudes????? How many dudes are there normally sanji?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
#no matter what he says hes never beating the allegations#and thats really funny to me#ALSO I KNOW ITS NOT THIS IMAGE BUT THE WAY HE HOLDS NAMI W/ THE SWORD IS SO GENTLEMANLY WHERE DOES HE GO#im so far from elbaf but like the little frames ive seen are so sweet n silly to me now i need to carch up even MORE#im only like half way through impel down man 😭😭😭😭#or is it summit war thats thr actual name for kt#either way i want to get to wano and im still not even post time skip#which im ok abt im not ready for post ts sanji or usopp 😔😔#one piece#zosan#sanji#nami#one piece spoilers#im tagging zosan bc we all know. we know.
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hes so :3 here not a single thought behind those eyes just long hair and :3
#i actually squealed#he is so FUCKING cute#hes never beating the polite cat allegations#this is the kittiest hes looked in a while#KITTTYYYYYYYYY#like caseoh#oscar piastri#op81#oscar piastri f1#formula 1#f1#brazil gp 2024
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cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to
actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore
#snap chats#charles xavier never beating the pregnant allegations thats why they had to make him say it outright recently vjalkjaeklaj#dude no charles better than me tho if i had my intrusive thoughts running around after it fused with my evil ex i wouldve ended it all#wait on that note did i ever tell you guys i liked way of x. i think i did i liked how they actually. Evaluated their laws#deceased at how onslaught inherits charles twink body now but i fw the meaning for it. ok thats onslaught revelation but same arc#still funny as hell from going to a whole ass UNIT to being. Twig#not so disimilar to charles himself really.... ok 'unit' is a strong word but he was a lil heaftier back then but anyways#i should draw onslaught sometime. at the very least him and david#my favorite bit from that whole run was onslaught calling david his step brother#like girl youre right but im crying laughing at the fact it is true#oh no ive reminded myself i still want to get legion of x. it makes me emo i love the bits i skimmed i must have the full story#but the holidays are coming so no time for that#anyways. im done rambling JLFKAERJLAJ
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do you think lark would like the Scoundrel or the Silverer.
probably no to both. he'd hate the scoundrel (but suck up to them anyway) and be utterly terrified of the silverer (but also suck up to her anyway)
#lark's responses are flight and fawn and he is VERY shameless about the latter.#there's a reason he's called the charming wastrel on his profile atm#lark would be like. bumping into the scoundrel in the street and going Oh I've Heard Of You!!#and then captivating them for five straight hours by telling them how wonderful they are (they're never beating the praise kink allegations)#and then they part and lark walks away having shoplifted half of the scoundrel's wallet and just.#immediately drops the act when he turns the corner.#full on OwO into -_-#he'd find them super annoying and just. generally exactly the kind of person he swindles for sport#he's genuinely a good actor. and he uses that to be The fakest bird Ever#ask#louise on the other hand would be a walking nightmare#basically every other fact about her is a horror story to lark. he'd just sweat bullets the entire time#internally at least#externally he acts the exact same as with the scoundrel#and it's debatable whether or not he actually gets away with it#i think if meeting her in the context of knowing she's dating caeru his more immediate response would be like.#What The Fuck. This Is Completely Out Of Your League.#and caeru's just like Yeah (proud connecticut clark to many a malfina)
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I wish Hazbin had more than 8 episodes this season bc 1) the pacing is all over the place (outside of episode 4) and 2) it would’ve been so nice to actually see when and why Alastor started to genuinely care about the hotel.
The pilot and the first episode of the show characterize him as sticking around for the entertainment because of how silly the idea of redeeming a sinner is to him but then episode 5 has him fully backing up Charlie’s wishes for the hotel and even tells Mimzy she’s welcomed to stay if she actually wants to try redemption and was upset she had put the hotel in danger with her presence.
I think that turnaround in Alastor’s perspective is so interesting but when did that happen? Why did that happen? How did that happen? What made him care?
He clearly still has ulterior motives, there’s 0 denying that given his scene with Husk in the same episode, but he does seem to actually care about Charlie and her hotel. Which can be connected to the leash Husk claimed Alastor is bound by but Alastor is also the most distant from the cast.
We never see him around everyone for more than a few minutes at a time. Everyone went out to the club in episode 6 but Alastor is nowhere to be found in the entire episode.
That bond with anyone in the hotel, even Charlie, that would explain Alastor’s sudden support in the hotel has not been shown on screen and I really wish the show had more time to do that.
That’s really what Hazbin lacks. Time. Time to slow down and just let the characters breathe. Everything is moving so fast because they probably didn’t know a second season was coming until later which I can understand but that also means the plot takes priority over the characters and a majority of the cast is suffering from it.
Angel’s the only character who’s gotten an episode solely about him and exploring, expanding, and developing his character and his bonds in the hotel are what we see the most. This makes sense given he’s the main guest in the hotel but no other character has been able to have their own character and arc be explored the way Angel has.
The show needed more episodes like Masquerade to explore the cast before diving headfirst into the Heaven vs. Hell redemption conflict. That was always going to be the direction the show went in but they needed so much more time to do it because there are so many characters to juggle and so much is happening. Big moments that are supposed to matter don’t hit as hard as they should bc the cast is overstuffed and everyone is fighting for screen time.
This isn’t the teams fault, they’re doing a decent job with the limit time they were given but 8 episodes is not enough time for a show this ambitious with everything it’s trying to do. Doubling the episode count to 16 would’ve done wonders for the pacing and the show could slow down and take its time.
A lot of what Hazbin presents are good ideas. It’s all interesting but none of it is given enough time because the big Heaven and Hell plot has to take a majority of the shows focus. I do hope season 2 fixes this but that’s also gonna depend where the show is going after season 1 is over. We’ll see next week.
My main wish for the show going forward is each character gets their chance to be explored just as Angel has.
#hazbin has the millie problem of helluva boss but like everyone is millie#you understand who they are on a basic level but that’s kinda it#there’s not enough depth beyond what little we know#the show tries especially with Vaggie and Charlie#and i think Charlie is handled better than most of the cast outside of Angel#but oof Vaggie#i see what they wanted to do with her but again the pacing of it is a mess#everyone else in the hotel has their moments for sure#i utterly love husk and i wanna see more of him#but he needs his own episode that explores him and his whole deal with alastor#which would in turn explain some of alastor’s stuff#ik he’s supposed to be a mystery and that’s fine#but we can still learn more about him as a person without knowing all of his past y’know#anyway all I thought as i wrote this post was wow i’d get jumped on twitter for saying this#just wanted to talk about thisss#i love hazbin and helluva but they are never beating the pacing issue allegations#helluva’s pacing is actually more annoying for different reasons tho#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers
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jason ‘parent issues central’ todd: *simply just existing*
all of bruce wayne’s current and past lovers: hey how would you like to be my son?
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#red hood#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason was never the angry robin#jason is never beating the child of divorce allegations since every single one of bruce's ex lovers is set on adopting him as their own#they’re already pulling out the adoption papers the minute they meet him#jason todd collects parents like pokémon cards#jason ‘nobody’s son’ todd is actually everyone’s son#the real reason why bruce’s exes don’t get along is that they’re fighting over custody of jason even though he’s a grown adult
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I know everyone already figured this probably but I hadn't paid attention before to when beej exactly takes his coat off and I was curious, so I'm pleased to report that he left it somewhere in the kitchen
not to mention he is briefly alone with adam in the kitchen while he was there getting the stuff for the sandwich
leaving aside my contemplation about how beej cannot affect the world of the living so those aren't coke, popcorn and 3d glasses he found in their house (probably manifested them himself the same way he takes the coat off. possibly from his mary poppins ass jacket, like with the mic) I like to think that he thought about getting them so he could snack alongside them, other than the obvious "upcoming show aka their death" use, not to mention the fact itself that he takes his coat off makes it feel like the mait's house is his as well, since you usually do it when you arrive home.
hell, I think he doesn't even need a coat whatsoever and just
started doing the "taking it off when I'm home" ritual because he saw adam doing it.
and in general I love this whole beginning part where he just acts like their house is his own, goes into their other rooms to do who knows what (first alone to the left then with adam in the kitchen), sits on their furniture like he owns the place, knows it like the back of his hand
actually I get the feeling that despite the fact he sat down first, he's also imitating adam here, like it's something the guy does all the time so beetlejuice has the whole thing memorized by now. but that's just speculation anyway.
I just get sad because I think he was really excited to meet them and already knew them really well, like he's not lying when he calls them friends, he's known them intimately for 10+ years (and, yes, it's been very creepy). he's lived with them and gotten used to this warm sitcom-y feel and then when they actually meet him they're terrified. Rightfully so but, ouch.
like, nothing goes like he planned right from the start, not just because they're not scary (and I mean, his whole plan was... to have them scare the new house inhabitants into saying his name? and then what? great plan beetleboose great thinking ahead there, a mastermind really), but because they didn't just magically act like his new best friends like he hoped and probably made up in his mind for all those years 😵💫
I mean, for all his solitude... the guy totally talks to himself. all the time. that is just a given to me. even besides the clones, the hand thing in say my name, the soliloquy, the guy probably had full fledged conversations. I can hardly imagine how many times he fantasized about talking to the maits for the first time in very elaborate scenarios in his head not to mention participated to all their conversations in the same way he does in this beginning segment and basically took it for granted that they'd enjoy his company same way he enjoys theirs, that is to say, the idealized version of their company he created in his head. siiigh, I love this whole part a lot, you can tell.
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#woobification tag#headcanon#in which i rant for far too long and not make any sense and slowly lose it but so does beej so im never beating the kin allegations#anyway i really did just wanted to figure out when he took the coat off then the post devolved because im insane but. it was in the kitchen#ALSO NOT TO MENTION WHEN BEEJ ACTUALLY MEETS THEM HE ALSO THINKS. THEY ARE JUST. A TINY BIT ANNOYING. JUST A LITTLE#not that he doesn't want to be friends they just say things that get on his nerves#like with the wiccan thing#he hadn't realized that when they can Answer Back to his words. they can say things that aren't His Imagined Perfect Responses#and he hatessss that. what do you mean you have thoughts and aren't an extension of myself? you say things I didn't expect you to???#and annoying things too???? you are a different person than my self projection on you???? ridiculous. unbelievable
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fundamental amrev experience is being assigned the legend of sleepy hollow as required reading in your highschool english class and freaking out A. because it's by washington irving, who was discussed extensively in that one nancy isenberg essay about aaron burr's sexuality, and B. because it Won't Stop Talking About John André, who, of course, is john andré
#everyone raise a glass to john andré#reading tlsh while watching turn was actually such an experience#it's so fascinating? how much of an impact he and his death had on american culture#especially because yk. he was british. and turned benedict arnold who the average american does Not like#something soooo fascinating about arnold being demonized and andré being glorified#which i'm sure was in no small part to be arnold being entirely unpleasant to be around and andré being like#everyone's favorite guy ever#choose your fighter:#ben “i can recall no instance where my affections were so fully absorbed in any man” tallmadge#marquis “i made the mistake of allowing myself to acquire a true affection for him” de lafayette#alexander *writes a 3000 word letter to laurens about how much he loved andré* hamilton#and more#and yeah just.#the fascination that tlsh makes clear people had with him#is SO interesting to me sorry idk. that's america's favorite brit right there#also. washington irving never beating the gay allegations idk#the achilles and patroclus mention was crazy#john andré#john andre#benjamin tallmadge#ben tallmadge#marquis de lafayette#alexander hamilton#i probably should have written all that in the actual post and not in the tags but. Whatever
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What's your favorite flavor of fear. I feel like the stranger would taste good idk why tho. Like the mystery flavor airheads of the dread powers
Hard to say which one's my actual favorite, they really all have sometimes to bring to the table. I feel like if I only had a certain type of statements I would get bored of this particular one, too.
As far as taste goes, the Stranger is a... strange mixture of savory and sweet, a little like honeyed pork belly. It's trying to confuse you, yes, not quite unlike the Spiral, but it's much more... Gentle in doing so. It's warm, it slips to the back of your throat easily and unnaturally. Sometimes it feels like something that's not quite meat but you can't really tell why or how.
The Spiral would be a more accurate fit for a "mystery flavor", in my opinion.
#statement taste test#/ooc He actually quite likes this one too tbh. not beating the stranger allegations....#My headcanon for this one is it tastes like human meat#Elias has never tasted it himself#so. He doesn't link the dots.#tma rp#asks
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billy's never gonna beat the jesus allegations i fear
accidental christ figure
#billy hargrove#never beating the religious symbolism allegations in general#it’s giving martyr it’s giving saint#died for their sins if you even care#asks#and like#dying from a wound in his chest directly under his religious pendant#and you want me to be normal about that#??#catholic billy#!!#side note he’s actually so beautiful i’m gonna put my head through a wall
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haha yeah i'm definitely still bi. absolutely. no doubt about it. :)
sure- i don't want to be with a man ever again until i've finally been with a woman in a real and meaningful way. and sure, the thought of never getting to fully be with a woman makes me want to curl into a ball on the floor and sob. when i fantasize about getting to wake up next to someone, i always want it to be next to a woman. and the thought of a man hitting on me just makes me want to rip my hair out because it's just not what i want--
but i'm definitely still bi :) i could absolutely still end up with a man :o)
#never beating the clowncore allegations#idk i think i'm actually finally coming to terms with the fact that i really only like the /idea/ of men at this point#i'm tried of letting hypothetical men and pretty men on dropout tv that aren't even real* get in the way of things#what if i was a he/him lesbian huh what then#idk i'm honestly very fluid about my pronouns at this point. he is my favorite but she and they aren't always wrong either#anyways#me @ literally anyone else: you're allowed to change labels as much as you like! it's all good peace & love on the planet earth<3#me @ myself: if we change our label even one more time it means we were ''wrong'' we're going to be beaten with rocks#talking tag#*as in like. who they are in all those shows is just a character or an exaggeration of their personality#like sure they're real people but also they're not Real
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12. An unpopular character you like? (and why more people should like them)
asdfghjk THANKS FOR THE ASK I'M GIVING YOU SO MUCH <33 RN
Ooh, hmm, this'll be fun. there are so many examples in pokeani and honestly some are a little eh, but then I remembered how almost every comment I see about 'worse' characters seem to include Max and I just don't get it?? How can anyone hate him??
(fun fact, when I was first watching him - in dub mind you - I also really didn't like him much. but I was coming off from the end of the OG, which was pretty sad considering who we lost, and tbh especially in 4kids early seasons dub EVERYONE was pretty unlikeable. I think I hated almost everyone back in the early gens at some point lol; I can be real vindicative but I think watching the whole thing taught me to take my time before judging stuff :v)
But yeah!! I really don't get the hate. Oh, so he said that Ash sucked for getting 8th place in the Silver Conference - can we all remember that a) legit kid and b) he's seeing this guy lose to an evolved starter from his own region of the SAME type as Ash's. It's like watching a Venasaur lose to Meganium if you're from Kanto; you'll be feeling pretty patriotic and stuff too ngl, especially if you don't have any battle experience yet.
But he acts so smart - Yes, and?? I don't see anyone talk about how Gary was coming up in the first season spouting random facts only to lose in the prelims and get a lower place than Ash. Again, I wish that people remember that Max is the kid of a Gym Leader, who reads and watches Leagues to make up for not being able to watc the Gym Battles taking place under the same roof, who dreams of becoming as strong if not stronger than his father. He's going to have high expectations. He's going to think that knowledge is everything. He's going to show off as much as he can, to make up for the fact that he's the only one in the group who isn't a Trainer. And I love how he learns that you have to actually interact with Pokemon to learn what it's all about, that you can't replace experience, that you can still experience things now even if you are too young to start. There isn't a limit to going out and interacting with the world. He doesn't have to wait. He's allowed to make mistakes and own up and not know stuff and grow, now and in the future. In a way, he's learning the same things as May, and I think that's wonderful.
And while I wish that he could've gotten a Pokemon while on the journey (one that he could keep à la XY with Bonnie), I'm fine with what he had in Advanced. He got to see Gym Battles. He got to travel two (2) regions. He got to see different aspects of being a Trainer, as a Coordinator and as a Breeder/Doctor. He got the recognition of his father in the end and was able to get into the Gym business. He got to play and learn with so many Pokemon and just act his age for once, instead of having to grow up to make up the percieved difference (wrongly percieved, might I add). Dang it, he brefriended two Mythical Pokemon (Jirachi and that other Deoxys). I dunno, he's doing pretty well for himself. Sure he's snappish and remarks on a bunch of stuff, but AG is full of that (ugh Ash was on another level, especially in Hoenn) (we don't talk about flat Brock) and S1 Kanto was way worse.
Anyways everyone go out and appreciate this goober. He did not bond with this Ralts for nothing and I swear I did not cry in this ep just for everyone to hate him. His character growth was awesome and if we ever get a Chronicles 2.0 I need to see his journey (the kids that go with Ash legit get such powerful Pokemon I fear for the competition lol).
#seriously tysm!! you have freed me from sadness the stomach ache and boredom fr!!!#yeah i never got the max hate. like what did he actually do to anyone??#he wasn't harsh to pokemon like paul. he only got ash in like that first ep they meet and then he's cool with him#in fact he REALLY looks up to ash. so much. big bro energy fr even if he thinks that ash could do better lol#he's a little tsundere ngl. he loves his family and friends but he can't let them know#otherwise they'll treat him lesser or smth. or won't take him seriously#aka he's trying to beat the little kid allegations. which is why he bonds so well with misty when they meet#he WANTS to be the cool one. the better one. the one everyone looks up to#but he learns that it's a heavy role. he sees it when may sacrifices that ride to the last contest (i think??) in that donphan island ep#to make sure that he's okay#he sees it when he had to take ralts when everyone else was busy and the stress got to him#idk i actually never thought this hard about him before but i know deep down that he's so much more than what others give credit for#once more so many thanks!! i'm really fired up now heh#pkmn#deep stuff#silv.ex#ps he also acts smart bc he's taking over the gym business that may was never interested in#so of course he's going to correct her every chance he gets. he doesn't understand different perspectives back then#he didn't know that there were other paths and different learning styles and all that#smth smth meeting birch and his play-based research finding tracey and his watcher/artist background etc etc#yeah he got no pokemon but he got a ton of experience fr
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sorry but I'd like to imagine it's really laios saying that to everyone on discord. I believe you've done nothing wrong tho
good news: everyone has assigned me laios kin already
apparently i say laios-coded things more than i thought i did (and my partner is very chilchuck-coded so i guess we're just rping chilaios now)
#tox answers#when i say “i've never done anything wrong in my life” he won't even do the meme with me#he's just like “THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUE”#so yeah not beating the chilaios allegations actually
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trying to not be a know it all is soooo hard when you're around other know it alls. it's such a weird balance bc if someone smugly corrects you with wrong info and you tell them they're wrong, somehow YOU'RE the rude one, which doesn't make any sense to me!!! you started it!!
#i'm STILL mad about this interaction i had with a coworker#lmfao SO.#at our job. at a COFFEE SHOP.#he was like oh i wish we had a cafe au lait i think our customers would love it#and i was like. we do we just don't call it that we call it a misto. a cafe au lait is coffee with steamed milk.#it's just FRENCH lol#and he was like NO that's not right actually a cafe au lait is made with cold milk#and i just had to be like. ok.#because i'm not FIGHTING with you on the clock#but. you are wrong#lmfao he gets sooo mad when one of our coworkers calls him out for mansplaining but like. well.#once he explained to me in excruciating detail what a flat white is....#again. at my job at a coffee shop. that i've unfortunately worked in for over 5 years.#i have gotten so good at letting things go#but any time i go 'huh. i didn't know that. cool'.#PLEASE KNOW. i KNOW you are wrong. and i just do not want to fight about it.#although most things can be solved by a quick google... but break out google and you're NEVER beating the know it all allegations lol
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#white people are never beating the I hate when niggas exist allegations#rambling#then the article tried to connect TS in the audience to U performance as if they correlated in anyway#white people are like the scorned lover who keys your car and actually wants to kill you to black ppl bro#and you could tell if a a post was made by a white or nb whenever they said some lame shit like ‘name 5 ushers songs-‘ like baby you’re#white#you don’t like or talk to black ppl unless you have to I expect nothing less from you people#like literally#also it’s crazy to say stuff like this when usher has always been extremely popular worldwide he’s literally Beyoncé’s peer they’re on the#same level and he’s a legend like it’s not black peoples fault that you ignore black artists even if their shit is blasting everywhere#you don’t listen to black artists and ignore them and it’s okay whatever just don’t open your mouth showing your ass#wp are like the living embodiment of hell on earth In it’s physical form#getting off topic but ppl were saying that they thought that Kylie Jenner was beyonce bro I want to jump#she had to pay money to look like even a fraction of her please don’t play in a black womans face like that man#especially during bhm
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